Twitter Posts as of 6/5/09

The best way to read these is to start at the bottom and read up. Otherwise, you're going backwards in time... I've added notes and tweets from other people Rob has tweeted with [all in brackets] but it won't make any sense unless you read from the bottom. I've kept conversations and replies together so they make sense as you're reading them.

And I'm totally amazed at how quickly Rob is amassing tweeps. About a week ago, he had about 4000+ and it's now almost 7000. Wow! Hopefully he'll start updating it hourly like Ashton Kutcher because we all want to know when he picks his nose and what he had for breakfast.

[although this is the first tweet here, this should be the last one you read!]
Hangin at the taping of Ruby & The Rockits w @CarterJenkins to support @AustinButler the half-way hearthrob.
5:23 PM Jun 5th from TwitterFon

Watchin a movie by the director I'm meeting tomorrow w my manager the retard Michael Baum haha. See pic. http://twitpic.com/6kymn
9:43 PM Jun 3rd from TwitterFon

Sandy Marshal the great haha: http://twitpic.com/6iea6
8:12 PM Jun 2nd from TwitterFon

[not sure who Sandy Marshal is, can't find her on google, but I'm sure she's an acting coach]

Me tarzan. Swung on a big tree swing during Fryman canyon hike. Sandy Marshal's class now. Love this woman.
7:40 PM Jun 2nd from TwitterFon

Met @ JoleneNitroGirl at MTV awards, told her she was so awesome and she told me she thought I was awesome! She loves SU2 AND punchrobert!
12:59 PM Jun 1st from web

[tweet from @mcadnerb]
@HoffmanRobert isn't the bball game next Saturday ??
9:51 PM May 29th from Twitterrific in reply to HoffmanRobert
@mcadnerb you just saved me alooooot of time haha. Oops!
10:03 PM May 29th from TwitterFon in reply to mcadnerb
[I'm not sure if @mcadnerb knows him or is just a fan. If she is a fan, it's good to know he will reply to your tweets if you send him some valuable information]

Im on a boat! Hah. Yacht party for my buddy in Newport Beach tonight. Charity bball for Hollywood Knights tomorrow. MTV movie awards sunday!
9:42 PM May 29th from TwitterFon

Watching Up tonight im stoked! Pixar always kicks ass.
11:58 PM May 28th from TwitterFon

Carnival tonight wahoo!
10:24 PM May 27th from TwitterFon

Shooting some promo stuff for Aliens In The Attic today. You seen the trailer? www.apple.com/trailers/fox/...
12:18 PM May 27th from web

I thought Terminator was pretty fun! Jim Jeffries is now in my top 5 favorite stand up comics. American Idol tonight!!!! Kidding.
11:13 AM May 26th from TwitterFon

[Kevin Nealon's tweet]
Taking a poll, guys. What title do you like best for my upcoming Stand Up Special? What About Me? Now Here Me Out. Shut That Party Down!
10:30 PM May 21st from Tweetie.
[this is Rob's tweet back]
@kevin_nealon now hear me out!!!!!
1:23 AM May 22nd from TwitterFon in reply to kevin_nealon
[I love that Kevin spelled "here" wrong, but Rob spelled it right in his reply. He's so smart.]

Saw Weezer and Travis Barker/DjAM and Blink 182 last night, watching Jon Bryon at Largo tonight!!!
9:35 PM May 15th from TwitterFon

I cant dance to top 40 gangster pop. I dont know how u do. But im listening to daft punk dj right now n i would happily battle anyone alive.
1:37 AM May 14th from TwitterFon

Stark Trek is the shizit. I'm a big hater, but Chris Pine is now a leading man I totally support. Just left a bday party at Chateau Marmont.
12:43 AM May 12th from TwitterFon

I think people should talk me up to @antonellabarba till she follows me hah. Cmoooon help a brotha out! Sick yest, seeing Star Trek today...
8:15 AM May 10th from TwitterFon

Goin to watch Mikey Day kick ass at the Groundlings tonight - greatest show on earth. Btw i'm the one too those pics of Rihanna and Cassie.
5:43 PM May 8th from TwitterFon

Just got a pedicure and hot pink nails i love it. Funny and makes my feet look way less ugly hah. Off to the genius bar- computers trippin.
3:21 PM May 7th from TwitterFon

I still have a full on crush on @AntonellaBarba haha
2:26 PM May 5th from web

headin to a pool party then maybe see wolverine??
3:58 PM May 3rd from web

[tweets between Rob and @zeldanotlink, who is now @zeldawilliams, who is the daughter of Robin Williams. I have no idea what they're talking about, but since Rob either sent her a tweet, or tweeted about her, I hunted down her tweets so you'd know what they tweeted to each other - sort of. Because I don't know what they're saying, and I'm not sure I want to know.]
[tweet from @zeldanotlink/@zeldawilliams]
It's like a really really REALLY enormous game of I SPY on here. Recently found (& followed): @hoffmanrobert and @carterjenkins.
2:12 PM May 2nd from web
[tweet from Rob]
@zeldanotlink has three nipples but they're all on her thigh. I know. Very weird.
4:36 AM May 3rd from web
[@zeldanotlink/@zeldawilliams tweet back to Rob]
@HoffmanRobert it was all a failed genetic experiment to help bring the tits men and the ass men together...
3:16 PM May 3rd from web in reply to HoffmanRobert

party at shane sparks pool, might watch the boxing fight tonight but MMA/UFC has kinda made boxing really boring to me now.
6:24 PM May 2nd from web

just got done doing ADR for They Came From Upstairs, now editing like a madman for my MTV pilot...
2:43 PM May 1st from web

@carterjenkins is really obsessed with me huh? hah weird I hardly know the guy.
3:59 AM May 1st from web

[end of Carter Jenkins' tweets. And now back to Rob's. If you decided to ignore my advice and you started reading from the top, the following tweets are from Carter Jenkins' twiiter.]

@HoffmanRobert I'm gonna get you back!!! Twitter war. It's on.
10:41 AM May 1st from TwitterFon

Damnit! I left my phone in the bathroom. He got me again. Last two tweets all written by @HoffmanRobert. I gotta get him back!!
3:10 AM May 1st from TwitterFon

I wanna die so I can come back something more like @hoffmanrobert. Hard for me to admit this that's why I tried to deny it a few tweets back
3:00 AM May 1st from TwitterFon

@hoffmanrobert is literally my idol. I'm like a little school girl next to a gladiator in his presence.
2:58 AM May 1st from TwitterFon

Let it be known my last update was in fact written by @HoffmanRobert after he hijacked my comp and is completely false! haha.
2:28 AM May 1st from web

@HoffmaRobert is literally the coolest guy alive. By the way I do wear thngs but backwards.
11:26 PM Apr 30th from web

ADR for "Arcadia Lost". Then shooting for Punch Robert mtv pilot w/ @HoffmanRobert
4:53 PM Apr 30th from TwitterFon

Here he is ladies & gentleman, the one and only Robert James Hoffman III on twitter - @HoffmanRobert
2:58 AM Apr 29th from web

[the following tweets above were taken from Carter Jenkins' twitter. If you ignored my advice to start reading from the bottom, the tweets below are Rob's again.]

Meeting at imagine then shooting a show-flow pitch for mtv at @carterjenkins house
3:49 PM Apr 30th from TwitterFon

Aroma bakery on sunset has a rockin menu! And @carterjenkins and @austinbutler both wear thongs i hear.
1:57 PM Apr 29th from TwitterFon

This is gay. haha
11:38 AM Apr 29th from web

Off to look at a condo - lunch meeting to talk with a director about a cool movie he's doing, then get toickets for Carnival tonight.
11:38 AM Apr 29th from web

Ok, here I am. All I have to say is I am an official facebook addict. And Carter Jenkins got his ass whupped by me on his own pingpong table
2:51 AM Apr 29th from web

[from Ashley Tisdale's twitter]
At Carter Jenkins house listening to @Austin_Butler play, and watching robert hoffman beat carter at ping pong. Good times
11:20 AM Apr 20th from TwitPic

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